Instrumental]

MIXED AMONG THE LETTERS
WAS A YOUNG BOY'S SCHOOL REPORT
ABOUT THE THREE WISE MEN
AND HOT THEY WERE NEARLY CAUGHT

NOW MANY BOOKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN
ABOUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED ON THAT NIGHT
BUT THIS REPORT WAS BASED UPON
SOME ADDITIONAL INSIGHT

IT SEEMS HIS UNCLE HAD COME BY
EACH CHRISTMAS WITHOUT FAIL
AND CLAIMED TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
IN THAT CLASSIC CHRISTMAS TALE