Talking quietly]

M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."

M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"

M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."

M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."

M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."

M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"

M1:] "All right."

Turning pages]


Heavy steps]

M2:] "Uh oh"

M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."

Heavy steps continue]

M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"


Fatty whining, try to catch breath]

M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."

Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"

M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."

Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."

Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]

M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"

Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"

Fatty continuing to whine and snort]

M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."

Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."

M1:] "Oh man."

Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."

Whining continues even louder]

M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."

Wheezing continues a little softer]

M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"


Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]


M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"

M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down."

Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]

M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"

Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."

Whining continues]

M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"

Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]

M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"


Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]

M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"

Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"

Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"

M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."

Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"

Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes."
Snort] "Sorry."
Snort]

Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"

Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"

Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"

Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"

Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"

Everyone laughing at stupid joke]

Raspberry]