Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheeze!

Civilized...
until the keg runs dry.
Heavy stride...
to drink from 9-5.
And then from 5-9.
Always drunk and going crazy.
Always drunk and going crazy,
You'd better believe it.

Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheeze!

Chesterfield....
where the kegs never dry.
It's always filled.
Have another beer or fear.
Have another beer or two.
He'll show you his cheese tattoo.
Always drunk and going crazy,
You'd better believe it.

Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Don't call me Rich,
Don't call me George,
Just call me Cheeze,
Thats who I am!
Not Richard Allen George, I'm Cheeze!

Aye, aye, aye, aye!
Sinco-de-Mustache!
The kids that are hip,
they grow hair on their lip.
They don't have a razor,
they don't give a shit.
They grow, and grow, and grow...
So let your mustache show!
Oh! Yea!