(feat. Stewie)


Singers:]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
the baby is something of a snob,


Stewie:]
Oh, go fuck yourselves


Singers:]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds


Haylie:]
Aren't you a cute little boy


Haylie's Thoughts:]
look at that melon shaped head


Stewie:]
Having you here is a joy


Stewie's Thoughts:]
and in an hour you'll be dead


Haylie:]
Sit on my knee


Haylie's Thoughts:]
please don't go poo


Stewie:]
Nice place to be


Stewie's Thoughts:]
This one's for you


Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal


Haylie:]
Why don't we watch Will & Grace


Thought:]
Jesus, do I need a smoke


Stewie:]
Jack puts a smile on my face


Thought:]
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke


Haylie:]
I like your house


Thought:]
the ceiling has cracks


Stewie:]
I like your blouse


Thought:]
Miss TJ Maxx


Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal


Singers:]
So they sat as time went by


Haylie:]
slowly as time could go


Singers:]
the baby blarred, and softly cursed


Stewie:]
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
and her hair made her look like a hoe


Haylie:]
Time for your bottle my sweet


Thought:]
This little brat smells like piss


Stewie:]
alway's a succulent treat


Thought:]
while I suck that, you suck this


Haylie:]
Aren't you a sight


Thought:]
look at him drool


Stewie:]
you're a delight


Thought:]
Damn you, you fool


Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal


Singers:]
The diaper change was quite a job


Haylie:]
the grossest I've ever seen


Singers:]
The baby smiled and took a breath


Stewie:]
and I grunted and pooped out a poop,
that looked something like Matthew Modine


Haylie:]
someday you might meet a girl


Thought:]
yeah, she's gonna be your right hand


Stewie:]
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl


Thought:]
darling, i'd rather fuck sand


Haylie:]
Have a good night


Thought:]
you little creep


Stewie:]
Have a good night


Thought:]
Die in your sleep


Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal



Thanks to Damein (realorfack_@yahoo.com) for these lyrics]