That's not your bottle,
Nor what's inside
I guess they brought it
Just for them.
How did you get in?
That's fucking right
None of my friends would bother
to even bother.

Benjamin's marijuana,
Michael brought a keg.
Well, the skaters are high on mushrooms
Passing out hits of LSD.

Philip wants to be a rock star,
But he's a bit uptight.
So he brings his favorite Bettys
With a bottle full of whiskey
And he sits on the couch all night.